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What is the Easter Bunnys favourite kind from Hypedspot Easter jokes Jokes
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story? A cotton tale!
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story? A cotton tale!
What goes into the mouth of a from Hypedspot Horse jokes Jokes
What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!
What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!
Q Whats got four legs and no from Hypedspot Dog jokes Jokes
Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog.
Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog.
A man went to apply for a from Hypedspot Business jokes Jokes
A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!"
A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!"
What does a cat go to sleep from Hypedspot Insect jokes Jokes
What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !
What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !
My granddaughter came to spend a few from Hypedspot Children jokes Jokes
My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "You mean you can do all that, but you can't operate my Game Boy?"
My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "You mean you can do all that, but you can't operate my Game Boy?"
Q When did Clintons friends become sure from Hypedspot Clinton jokes Jokes
Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married outside of his family.
Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married outside of his family.
Why were the hens lying on their from Hypedspot Bird jokes Jokes
Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ? Because eggs were going up !
Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ? Because eggs were going up !
There where two snakes talking The st from Hypedspot Snake jokes Jokes
There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'. Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?" The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"
There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'. Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?" The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"
How many journalists does it take to from Hypedspot Journalist jokes Jokes
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them." Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a light bulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them." Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a light bulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.
Why did the nutty kid throw butter from Hypedspot Journalist jokes Jokes
Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.
Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.
How old is your Grandma I dunno from Hypedspot Old age jokes Jokes
How old is your Grandma? I dunno, but we've had him a long time.
How old is your Grandma? I dunno, but we've had him a long time.
Teacher What is cant short for Pupil from Hypedspot School jokes Jokes
Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !
Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !
Bens dad was building a pine bookshelf from Hypedspot Children jokes Jokes
Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping. ' What are the holes for ?' Ben asked. 'They're knot holes,' said his dad. 'What are they, then, if they're not holes ?' asked Ben.
Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping. ' What are the holes for ?' Ben asked. 'They're knot holes,' said his dad. 'What are they, then, if they're not holes ?' asked Ben.
Why did the kangaroo love the little from Hypedspot Humor jokes Jokes
Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
Why dont women work as long and from Hypedspot Men jokes Jokes
Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time.
Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time.
Teacher I said to draw a cow from Hypedspot School jokes Jokes
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
One of Microsofts finest technicans was drafted from Hypedspot Computer jokes Jokes
One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. The technician looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. The technician looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
Where do birds invest their money In from Hypedspot Bird jokes Jokes
Where do birds invest their money ? In the stork market !
Where do birds invest their money ? In the stork market !
Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape from Hypedspot College jokes Jokes
Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces.
Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces.
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for from Hypedspot Clinton jokes Jokes
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator of New York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you??!!! I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault!!! Your fault!!! Well, what have you got to say???" There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again, "Did you hear me??!!" Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator of New York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you??!!! I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault!!! Your fault!!! Well, what have you got to say???" There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again, "Did you hear me??!!" Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"
Yo mama head so big she has from Hypedspot Yo momma jokes Jokes
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
INTERVIEWER to job applicant Do you think from Hypedspot Business jokes Jokes
INTERVIEWER to job applicant: "Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you out of their house?"
INTERVIEWER to job applicant: "Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you out of their house?"
Q Define TransvestiteA A guy who likes from Hypedspot Dirty jokes Jokes
Q: Define Transvestite: A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
Q: Define Transvestite: A: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
I never thought that the Internet was from Hypedspot Internet jokes Jokes
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before.