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What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan? A lardvark!
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How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!
What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!
What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!
What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!
Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!
What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!
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What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!
What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark!
Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!
A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. "How much are your aardvarks?" he asked. "They're L6 each," came the reply. "Did you raise them yourself?" inquired the man. "Oh yes," she said, "Yesterday they were only L5 each."
What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!
How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!
Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!
What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!
Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!
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