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What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !
What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !
What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !
What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !
What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !
What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !
Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !
What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !
Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !
What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !
Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!
What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !
Why did the ant-elope ? Nobody gnu !
What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !
What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !
Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !
Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !
How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?
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