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What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !
Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?" The idiot replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."
Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: I'll run the bath then. Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken in water."
Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath ? Stan: Blindfold them !
Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, 'Oh, God, are you still in there?'
Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath !
Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I'd drunk the bath there wasn't room for medicine.
Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.
Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.
A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. 'Can you give me a room and bath?' he asked the clerk. 'I can give you a room,' the clerk said. 'But you'll have to take the bath by yourself!'
Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.
Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom).
What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!
When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.
What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !
My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear.
Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.
Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but you'll have to wash yourself.
May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !
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