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There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game. At halftime she was called down to answer questions to see if she could win $1000. The first question was what is 10 plus 11? She hesitates and says, hm.. 5! The host says no im sorry thats incorrect. All of the blondes in the stadium chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" So the host agrees and said, "ok how about 5 plus 5." She answers and says 20. Again all the blondes chanted give her another chance, give her another chance. So the host agrees again and says, ok last chance, what is 2 plus 2. The blonde says 4! and the audience says Give her another chance give her another chance!
Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and used the other side.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde a dded, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
One day 3 women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool. There was a black haired, brown haired, and a blonde haired woman. When they got to the top a genie appeared from nowhere and said "when your going down the flume shout out the on thing that you want and you will land in it at the bottom. So the black haired woman went down and shouted "money" and landed in a load of cash, the brown haired woman went down and shouted "gorgous men!" and landed in a pile of men. The blonde woman wasnt listening to the genie so she went down shouting weeeeeee.
Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid? They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.
What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!
Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom? While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.
What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop.
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned. Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub.
Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.
Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.
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