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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!''
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested, "You can't eat me ? I'm the manager!" "Well," said the cannibal, "soon you'll be a manager in chief."
What's the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
What is the cannibals' favorite game? Swallow my Leader.
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to the other. 'Yes!' agreed the first. 'But, U'm going to miss her terribly.'
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!
Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we'll have him tomorrow.
First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!
First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they're all very unsavory.
First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny.
Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn't stop eating swedes.
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.
Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.
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