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Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!

A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse me", he said to the cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out?" "Sure," replied the cat. "We'll have that stain licked in a minute!"

There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ? None. They were all copy cats !

What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !

Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: They're purr-fect!

Why do tomcats fight ? Because they like raising a stink !

How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures? They never cry over spilt milk !

Why are black cats such good singers? They're very mewsical.

On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !

Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow !

Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !

Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !

Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!

Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !

When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !

Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !

What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat.


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