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What do you get from an invisible cow? Evaporated milk!
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!
What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow!
What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever
Why do cows like being told jokes ? Because they like being amoosed !
What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!
What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick!
Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream ... and two cows!
What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!
What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail!
What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones!
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk!
How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!
What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
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