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What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.
What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !
What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !
Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.
Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman: I know. First one: How? Second one: My dog told me.
What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather? A faint Bernard!
What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!
Why does a d dog scratch himself? He is the only one that knows where it itches.
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !
What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails? A retail store.
Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger? I'd rather have him chase the tiger.
Where do you usually find dogs? It all depends on where you lose them.
Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs.
What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick? You should know more than your dog.
Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow ? Slush puppies !
Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog.
Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants.
What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer? Woofleball
Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squares !
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