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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !
What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !
What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !
What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el
Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !
What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ? A gooseberry is green !
Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!
What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !
What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ? A get wellephant !
Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !
What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !
How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?
What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !
Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way.
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !
What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !
How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !
Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !
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