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Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !

What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !

Whats a frogs favourite game ? It's croak-et !

What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !

What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !

Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, " I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so." That night, while the princess dined on frog legs,she kept laughing and saying, "I don't THINK so."

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !

How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."

What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !

Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !


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