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What's black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!
Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright? Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'
Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!
Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head? A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!
Which author do the Gorillas love most? Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'
Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!
Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money? It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
Which song title makes an Ape heartsick? Gorilla My Dreams!
Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become? Wet!
How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!
How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years? Hairy Truman!
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have? A very large bedroom.
Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite!
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
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