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After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants to lighten the mood and says, "Honey, God was good to you, gave you a handsome face and room for another one."

First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!

Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ? Yes, here is a paper bag !

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm.

A woman was cutting her husband's thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. "It has more vitamin C than an orange," she remarked. "And more hair than Dad," added their son.

Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald? Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.

a guy was teased everywhere of his totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he decided that he should say sumthin about it! so he stood up on2 the tallest statue and shouted 4 everyone 2 hear: 'I AM NOT BALD, ITS JUST THAT IM TALLER THAN MY HAIR!'

What do you call a high-priced barber shop? A clip joint.

A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, "Yes, sir, no one's been in for a shampoo yet."

Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !

What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !

Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it's not on her head!

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ? When your bald !

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !

Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !

What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper.

What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !

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