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What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don't know, I wasn't invited !
Why did the Romans build straight roads ? So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet !
Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !
"You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower." "Really? Which rat was he?"
Why did Arthur have a round table ? So no one could corner him !
Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !
What was Camelot ? A place where people parked their camels !
How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ? With their eyes shut !
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have 'the' as their middle names !
Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football.
Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince ? Old King Coal !
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ? He wanted Mark Antony !
If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ? His wife !
What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark? A knight light
What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !
Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!
What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving? He gave tanks.
What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ? Speaking Latin !
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ? Because there were so many knights !
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