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What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !
How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn't have a web he had a website !
What did the bee to the other bee in summer ? Swarm here isn't it !
Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly.
Why was the moth so unpopular ? He kept picking holes in everything !
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."
How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !
Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies !
What goes hum-choo, hum choo? A bee with a cold !
Why are mosquitos religious ? They prey on you !
Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug.
What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !
What is life like for a wood worm ? Boring !
What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ? Your spinning me a yarn here !
What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !
What is the definition of a caterpillar ? A worm in a fur coat !
What did the confused bee say ? To bee or not to bee !
How do you make a glow worm happy ? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted !
Which fly makes films ? Stephen Speilbug !
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