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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !
What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !
How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !
Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !
One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don't know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.
Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they'd look silly with long hair !
What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !
When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs !
What is a mouse's favorite record ? 'Please cheese me' !
Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !
What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !
What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !
What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !
Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !
Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries
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