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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows!
Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I'm all out of carrots. What should I do? Friend: Don't worry; be hoppy!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
What's a rabbits' favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.
What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting.
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them. And the other rabbit says, "were going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother.
What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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