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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !
What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !
What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !
What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don't asp me !
Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna
What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !
What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !
What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.
What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !
What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !
What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !
What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna
What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !
What's the best thing about deadly snakes ? They've got poisonality !
What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !
What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !
What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !
What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !
"So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely ? "Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !
What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !
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