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Why is a toothless dog like a tree? It has more bark than bite.
How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a monster.
What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !
Why are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at night.
Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ? Because it is an acre.
What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ? The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth.
Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.
What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.
What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.
Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night.
What did one tooth say to the other tooth? "Thar's gold in them thar fills."
Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese.
What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!
Willie: "I have an awful toothache." Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine." Willie: "Yes, if it was yours, I would, too."
Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.
Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of your head.
What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.
Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it
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