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Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.
Why can't meteorologists forecast the weather? -They are too busy studying comets and meteors
Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes? The weatherman.
How is a hailstone like an onion? -They are both whitish and have layers
How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt? Thunderstruck
The U.S. has only three hurricane warning centers - Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (recently completed). All three have faced Category 4 hurricanes in the past month. Which only goes to show: If you build it, they will come!
Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He's got bugs on his teeth.
Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:('You wanna go for a spin?')
Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning
How do rain drops marry? -They coalesce
There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station. When explaining why he knew he should go into meteorology, he said that when he was young, he would sometimes watch the channel even when there were no echoes, just for fun.
Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell
A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation? A. I mist you.
If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can't see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that means it is about to rain.
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn't raining.
Where do wind gusts go to on dates? -To Chicago
How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day
Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily
Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
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