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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
What do witches use pencil sharpeners for? To keep their hats pointed.
What's the favorite subject of young witches at school? Spelling.
Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because there's no point in it.
Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.
What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.
What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !
What does a witch enjoy cooking most? Gnomelettes.
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.
How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !
What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service.
What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !
How can you make a witch itch? Take away her "W."
Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ? Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ? Witch: No I wouldn't. Wizard: No, well nor will she.
Is it good to drink witch's brew? Yes, it's very newt tricious!
What do you call a witch who climbs up walls? Ivy.
Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.
What happens if you see twin witches? You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.
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