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Yo mama is so fat when she goes skydiving she doesn`t use a parachute to land, she uses a twin-engine plane!
Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.
Yo mama is so ugly that Santa pays an elf to drop off her gifts at Christmas.
Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin` at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
Yo mama is so fat that the only pictures you have of her were taken by satellite cameras.
Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama is so stupid that she told everyone that she was illegitimate because she couldn`t read.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror it says viewer discretion is advised.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Rice Krispies won`t talk to her!
Yo mama is so stupid that I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
Yo mama is cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama is so ugly that she made an onion cry!
Yo mama is so stupid that when her husband lost his marbles she ran to the store and bought him new ones.
Yo mama is so ugly that she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the aquarium to buy a Blu-Ray.
Yo mama is so stupid that she was on the corner with a sign that said Will eat for food.
Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
What`s the difference between yo mama and a 747? About 20 pounds.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head.
Yo mama is so fat that her neck looks like a dozen hot dogs!
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