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Yo mama is so old that her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama is so fat that I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama is so stupid that she locked her keys inside a motorcycle.
Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.
Yo mama`s so stupid that when she broke her VCR, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR.
Yo mama is so ugly that she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo mama is so lazy that she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama is so fat that God couldn`t light the Earth until she moved!
Yo mama`s so bald that I can tell fortunes on her head.
Yo mama is so fat that the shadow of her butt weighs 100 pounds.
Yo mama is so fat that they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama`s hips are so big that people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama is so fat that we went to the drive-in and didn`t have to pay for her because we dressed her up as a Toyota.
Yo mama is so old that when she was young rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets.
Yo mama`s face is so wrinkled, that she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama`s like a streetlamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner.
Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through!
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