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Yo mama is so ugly that she made an onion cry!
Yo mama is so fat that when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama is so stupid that she sold her car for gas money!
Yo mama is so fat that she canít even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she drove past area 51, she was thought to be extraterrestrial life. They took her away never to be seen again.
Yo mama is so ugly that we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on my face I can`t hear the stereo.
Yo mama is so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she`s backing up.
Yo mama is so stupid that she threw a rock the ground and missed.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.
Yo mama is so fat that she`s got her own area code!
Yo mama is so ugly that she climbed the ugly ladder and didn`t miss a step.
Yo mama is so ugly that people at the circus pay money not to see her.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo mama is so fat that she has her own gravity field.
Yo mama`s got no ears and was trying on sunglasses.
Yo mama is so ugly that you have to tie a steak around her neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama`s got an eating disorder, she be eating dis order, dat order, she be eating all the damn orders!
Yo mama is so old that when she was young rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama was such an ugly baby that her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
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