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Yo mama is so fat that when she wants to shake someones hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks down the street in September, people say Wow, is it Halloween already?
Yo mama is so fat that when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling Free Willy.
Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama is so stupid that when I asked her if she wanted to play one on one, she said Ok, but what`s the teams?
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama is so stupid that she ran outside with a purse because she heard there was change in the weather.
Yo mama is so fat that she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo mama is so fat that we`re in her right now!
Yo mama is like a carpenter`s dream - flat as a board and easy to nail.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror it says viewer discretion is advised.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama is so fat that when she climbed onto a diving board at the beach, the lifeguard told your dad sorry, you can`t park here.
Yo mama is so ugly that she made an onion cry!
Yo mama is so old that she baby-sat for Jesus.
Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama is so ugly that people at the circus pay money not to see her.
Yo mama`s mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama is like a goalie - she only changes her pads after three periods.
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