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Yo mama is like the sun, look at her too long and you`ll go blind.
Yo mama`s like a nickel, she ain`t worth a dime.
Yo mama is so stupid that when asked on an application, Sex?, she marked, M, F, and wrote sometimes Wednesday too.
Yo mama is so fat that she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama`s got no ears and was trying on sunglasses.
Yo mama is so ugly that that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn`t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama`s so fat that when she goes on a scale, it shows her own phone number.
Yo mama`s so hunchbacked, she can stand on her feet and her head at the same time.
Yo mama is so stupid that she told everyone that she was illegitimate because she couldn`t read.
Yo mama is so stupid that she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.
Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says We don`t do livestock.
Yo mama is so fat that whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama is so stupid that when she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said Ummm... Levis?
Yo mama is so old that her social security number is 1.
Yo mama is so fat that when she runs the fifty-yard dash she needs an overnight bag.
Yo mama`s so stupid that whenever someone rings the doorbell, she checks the microwave.
Yo mama is so stupid that that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington`s nose.
Yo mama is so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost.
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