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Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to a beautician it took 12 hours... to get a quote!
Yo mama is so fat that everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.
Yo mama is so old that I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama is so stupid that she picked up the phone and asked What button do I push?
Yo mama is so fat that she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo mama is so ugly that her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo mama is so ugly that the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.
Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she`s smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama is like Humpty Dumpty - First she gets humped, then she gets dumped.
Yo mama is so stupid that I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart.
Yo mama is so fat that she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she took you to the airport and a sign said Airport Left, she turned around and went home.
Yo mama is so ugly that she could scare the flies off a shit wagon.
Yo mama is so stupid that she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
Yo mama is so stupid that when I asked her if she wanted to play one on one, she said Ok, but what`s the teams?
Yo mama is so fat that she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama`s like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.
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