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Yo mama is so old that she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought meow mix was a record for cats.
Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, itís a long distance call.
Yo mama is so stupid that if she spoke her mind, she`d be speechless.
Yo mama`s so fat that she doesn`t get dreams, she gets movies!
Yo mama is so fat that when she tripped on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
Yo mama is so stupid that that she tried to put M&M`s in alphabetical order!
Yo mama is cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama is so ugly that we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation.
Yo mama is so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes skydiving she doesn`t use a parachute to land, she uses a twin-engine plane!
Yo mama is so fat that she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo mama`s so fat that when she goes on a scale, it reads lose some weight.
Yo mama`s got 1 leg longer than the other so they call her call her hip hop.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama is so stupid that you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama is so fat that when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mama is so fat that the shadow of her butt weighs 100 pounds.
Yo mama is so fat that when you get on top of her your ears pop.
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