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Yo mama is so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo mama`s got so much dandruff, she needs to defrost it before she combs her hair.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she saw the Under 17 not admitted sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama is so ugly that she could make a freight train take a dirt road.
Yo mama is so stupid that she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
Yo mama is so fat that she`s got her own area code!
Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a buffet, she gets the group rate.
Yo mama is so fat that she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama is so stupid that in the `No Child Left Behind` act there`s a provision that exempts yo mama.
Yo mama is so fat that she fell and created the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
Yo mama is so fat that she could fall down and wouldn’t even know it.
Yo mama is so ugly that she climbed the ugly ladder and didn`t miss a step.
Yo mama is so old that she knew Cap`n Crunch while he was still a private.
Yo mama is so fat that the only pictures you have of her were taken by satellite cameras.
Yo mama is so fat that when you get on top of her your ears pop.
Yo mama is so fat that everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama is so fat that that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
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