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Yo mama is so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest, they said Sorry, no professionals.
Yo mama is so old that she DJ`d at the Boston Tea Party.
Yo mama is so fat, Al Gore accuses her of global warning everytime she farts!
Yo mama is so fat that that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg`s holiday album.
Yo mama`s like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country.
Yo mama is so ugly that people at the circus pay money not to see her.
Yo mama is cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama was such an ugly baby that her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo mama is so fat that even Dora can`t explore her!
Yo mama`s breath smells so bad that when she yawns her teeth duck out of the way.
Yo mama is so stupid that she peals M&M`s to make chocolate chip cookies.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said Ummm... Levis?
Yo mama is so old that she knew Cap`n Crunch while he was still a private.
Yo mama is so ugly that she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!
Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sings, itís over for everybody.
Yo mama is so stupid that she got locked in a Furniture store and slept on the floor.
Yo mama is so old that she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
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