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Yo mama is so fat that she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama`s so hunchbacked, she has to look up to tie her shoes.
Yo mama`s like school at 3 o`clock... children keep coming out and nobody can remember all the fathers.
Yo mama is so stupid that when I asked her if she wanted to play one on one, she said Ok, but what`s the teams?
Yo mama is so stupid that when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put OK.
Yo mama is so ugly that she made an onion cry!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks a stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio.
Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a car and had to go to the hospital to have it removed.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate contained an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama is so stupid that I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart.
Yo mama`s so bald that when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
Yo mama is so old that she`s mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo mama`s twice the man you are.
Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a buffet, she gets the group rate.
Yo mama is so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mama is so stupid that she got locked in a Furniture store and slept on the floor.
Yo mama is so ugly that you have to tie a steak around her neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama is so fat that that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama is so ugly that people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it.
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