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Yo mama is so old that she drove a chariot to high school.

Yo mama is so fat that that her senior pictures had to be taken from a helicopter!

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.

Yo mama is so fat that God couldn`t light the Earth until she moved!

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo mama is so ugly that it looks like someone did the stanky leg dance on her face.

Yo mama is so fat that she doesn’t have a tailor, she has a contractor.

Yo mama is so old that she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says We don`t do livestock.

Yo mama is so stupid that she wouldn`t know up from down if she had three guesses.

Yo mama is so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!

Yo mama is so fat that she was zoned for commercial development.

Yo mama`s so stupid that whenever someone rings the doorbell, she checks the microwave.

Yo mama is so stupid that she ordered her sushi well done.

Yo mama is like Humpty Dumpty - First she gets humped, then she gets dumped.

Yo mama is so fat that the shadow of her butt weighs 100 pounds.

Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.

Yo mama is so stupid that when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put OK.

Yo mama`s so stupid that she though Jar-Jar came with Pickles-Pickles.

Yo mama is so fat that she went on a light diet. As soon as it’s light she starts eating.


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