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Yo mama is so fat that when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mama is so stupid that the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.
Yo mama is so fat that that her senior pictures had to be taken from a helicopter!
Yo mama is so stupid, that she thought Moby Dick was a sexually transmitted disease.
Yo mama`s like a bungee cord... 100 dollars for 30 seconds and if that rubber breaks, your ass is dead!
Yo mama is so stupid that she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sings, it’s over for everybody.
Yo mama`s so bald that I can tell fortunes on her head.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale.
Yo mama is so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo mama is so stupid that she peals M&M`s to make chocolate chip cookies.
Yo mama is so fat that she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on my face I can`t hear the stereo.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked me what yield meant, I said Slow down and she said What... does.... yield... mean?
Yo mama is so stupid that I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart.
Yo mama is so old that she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo mama is so stupid that I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.
Yo mama is so stupid that when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said Cherry or Grape?
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