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Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg`s holiday album.
Yo mama is so fat that the sign inside one restaurant says, “Maximum occupancy: 300, or Yo momma.”
Yo mama is so ugly that she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.
Yo mama`s so stupid that when she broke her VCR, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
Yo mama is so stupid that she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo mama is so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she`s backing up.
Yo mama is so stupid that she uses Old Spice for cooking.
Yo mama is so stupid that that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama is so stupid that she wouldn`t know up from down if she had three guesses.
Yo mama`s so bald that you could draw a line down the middle of her head and it would look like my ass.
Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama is so stupid that I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes skydiving she doesn`t use a parachute to land, she uses a twin-engine plane!
Yo mama is like a telephone, anyone can pick her up.
Yo mama is so fat that she fell and created the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama is so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo mama is like a library, she`s open to the public.
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