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Yo mama is so fat that her waist size is the Equator.
Yo mama is so stupid that she told everyone that she was illegitimate because she couldn`t read.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
Yo mama is so fat that the shadow of her butt weighs 100 pounds.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains.
Yo mama is so old that she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu and says okay!
Yo mama is so stupid that she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama is so stupid that she can`t make Jello because she can`t fit 2 quarts of water in the box.
Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads one at a time, please.
Yo mama is so stupid that she wouldn`t know up from down if she had three guesses.
Yo mama`s like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it ain`t that hard to score.
Yo mama was such an ugly baby that her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo mama is so stupid that she sold the house to pay the mortgage.
Yo mama is so ugly that they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo mama is so fat that when she got hit by a bus, she said, Who threw that rock at me?
Yo mama is like a carpenter`s dream - flat as a board and easy to nail.
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