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Yo mama is so fat that she influences the tides.
Yo mama`s like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest, they said Sorry, no professionals.
Yo mama is so old that she sat next to Jesus in third grade.
Yo mama`s got 1 leg longer than the other so they call her call her hip hop.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama`s got more weave than a dog in traffic.
Yo mama is so old that she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
Yo mama`s twice the man you are.
Yo mama is so old that when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
You suck... yo mama does too, but she charges.
Yo mama is so fat that her waist size is the Equator.
Yo mama is so stupid that when the judge said Order in the court, she said I`ll have a hamburger and a Coke.
Yo mama is so fat that the stripes on her pajamas never end.
Yo mama`s so hunchbacked, she has to look up to tie her shoes.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks down the street in September, people say Wow, is it Halloween already?
Yo mama is so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it wouldn`t even come back.
Yo mama`s so fat that she doesn`t need the internet - she`s worldwide.
Yo mama is so old that she has an autographed bible.
Yo mama is so lazy that she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
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