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Yo mama is so old that she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama is so fat that when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama is so flat that she makes the walls jealous!
Yo mama is so old that she`s mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a car and had to go to the hospital to have it removed.
Yo mama is so fat that her waist size is the Equator.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest, they said Sorry, no professionals.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo mama`s face is so wrinkled, that she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo mama`s got more weave than a dog in traffic.
Yo mama is so old that she planted the first tree at Central Park.
Yo mama`s like a streetlamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner.
Yo mama is so ugly that she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama is so stupid that she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama is so stupid that she sold the house to pay the mortgage.
Yo mama is so ugly that she climbed the ugly ladder and didn`t miss a step.
Yo mama is so ugly that the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean...
Yo mama is so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone!
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