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Yo mama is so stupid that she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.
Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a car and had to go to the hospital to have it removed.
Yo mama`s got more weave than a dog in traffic.
Yo mama is so old that when she was young rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama is so ugly that she put the Boogie Man out of business!
Yo mama is so fat that the sign inside one restaurant says, “Maximum occupancy: 300, or Yo momma.”
Yo mama is so fat that when you get on top of her your ears pop.
Yo mama`s got an eagle`s nest wig.
Yo mama is so old that she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama is so ugly that she`s never seen herself `cause the mirrors keep breaking.
Yo mama`s got so much dandruff, she needs to defrost it before she combs her hair.
Yo mama is so fat that we`re in her right now!
Yo mama`s like a set of speakers - loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn her up, down, on, and off.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror it says viewer discretion is advised.
Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell taxi!
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo mama is so old that the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
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