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Yo mama is so fat her headphones are a pair of PA speakers connected to a car amplifier.
Yo mama is so stupid that she wouldn`t know up from down if she had three guesses.
Yo mama is so stupid that she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo mama is so old that she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets.
Yo mama is so old that she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama`s hips are so big that people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama is so stupid that she locked her keys inside a motorcycle.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.
Yo mama is so fat that when she got hit by a bus, she said, Who threw that rock at me?
Yo mama is so fat that she influences the tides.
Yo mama is so fat that her waist size is the Equator.
Yo mama`s so stupid that she though Jar-Jar came with Pickles-Pickles.
Yo mama is so old that she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.
Yo mama is so fat that she cant reach into her back pocket.
Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks down the street in September, people say Wow, is it Halloween already?
Yo mama is twice the man you are.
Yo mama is so old that her social security number is 1.
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