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| Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare |
| If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not to people or things. - Albert Einstein |
| Common sense and education are highly compatible in fact, neither is worth much without the other. - Donald G. Smith |
| It is a besetting vice of democracies to substitute public opinion for law. This is the usual form in which masses of men exhibit their tyranny. - James Fenimore Cooper |
| It`s like being a Knight of the Garter. It`s an honor, but it doesn`t hold up anything. - Fulton John Sheen |
| No man`s life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session. - Judge Gideon J. Tucker |
| For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson |
| Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything. - Jerry Coleman |
| After dark all cats are leopards. Zuni - American Indian Proverb |
| Some of the best lessons we ever learn are learned from past mistakes. The error of the past is the wisdom and success of the future. - Dr. Dale E. Turner |
| In the consciousness of the truth he has perceived, man now sees everywhere only the awfulness or the absurdity of existence and loathing seizes him. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche |
| I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright |
| All fingers are not alike, If you cut bigger ones to make all equal it is communism, If you stretch smaller ones to make all equal it is socialism, If you do nothing to make all equal it is capitalism. - B. J. Gupta |
| I thought to myself, `I am wiser than this man neither of us knows anything that is really worthwhile, but he thinks he has knowledge when he has not, while I, having no knowledge, do not think that I have. I seem, at any rate, to be a little wiser than he is on this point I do not think that I know what I do not know. - Socrates |
| Never fall out with your bread and butter. - English Proverb |
| I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - The Road Not Taken |
| Ladies of Fashion starve their happiness to feed their vanity, and their love to feed their pride. - Charles Caleb Colton |
| Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or tiger or even the elephant. The most dangerous animal is a shark riding on an elephant, just trampling and eating everything they see. - Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| If we don`t want to see the map of Central America covered in a sea of red, eventually lapping at our own borders, we must act now. - Ronald Reagan |
| Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he doesn`t become a monster. - Friedrich Nietzsche |
| Don`t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns |
| We may pass violets looking for roses. We may pass contentment looking for victory. - Bern Williams |
| Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without thinking about them. - Alfred North Whitehead |
| The main thing needed to make men happy is intelligence. - Bertrand Russell |
| For Africa to me is more than a glamorous fact. It is a historical truth. No man can know where he is going unless he knows exactly where he has been and exactly how he arrived at his present place. - Maya Angelou |
| If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay it in their yard. Then tell them their ants ate your baby. - Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| You`re going to have to find out where you want to go. And then you`ve got to start going there. But immediately. You can`t afford to lose a minute. - J. D. Salinger |
| Wealth and children are the adornment of life. - Koran |
| A proverb is the wisdom of many and the wit of one. - Lord John Russell |
| Then Bob proposed `A Merry Christmas to us all, my dears. God bless us` Which all his family re-echoed. `God bless us every one` said Tiny Tim, the last of all. - Charles Dickens |
| Winners never quit and quitters never win. - Anon. |
| There is no remedy so easy as books, which if they do not give cheerfulness, at least restore quiet to the most troubled mind. - Mary Wortley Montagu |
| Censor a self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people`s business. - Bennett Alfred Cerf |
| To spell out the obvious is often to call it in question. - Eric Hoffer |
| Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind. - Leonardo DaVinci |
| A book burrows into your life in a very profound way because the experience of reading is not passive. - Erica Jong |
| Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you wouldn`t need if you had stayed single. - Jimmy Townsend |
| Dancing The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan |
| If I had my life to live over... I`d dare to make more mistakes next time. - Nadine Stair |
| He`s simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed. - Saki |
| It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge. - Enrico Fermi |
| Good name in man and woman, dear my lord, Is the immediate jewel of their souls Who steals my purse steals trash `tis something, nothing `Twas mine, `tis his, and has been slave to thousands But he that filches from me my good name Robs me of that which not enriches him And makes me poor indeed. - William Shakespeare |
| No. - Amy Carter |
| America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense ... human rights invented America. - James Earl Jimmy Carter, Jr. |
| Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists life would be one long Congressional Record. - Tom Masson |
| To establish oneself in the world, one has to do all one can to appear established. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld |
| The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust |
| A schedule defends from chaos and whim. - Annie Dillard |
| Ricky Here`s what I`m gonna ask of you... We`re going to be spending the night in New York, so it worked out well for all of us. I want you to take it back to the business class, I want you to round up a couple of honeys... At our hotel room we`re gonna have kind of a pool party. California gangster-style, you know what I mean Kick ass pool party thing. - Made |
| Silence is argument carried out by other means. - Ernesto Che Guevara |
| The man who insists upon seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides. Accept life, and you must accept regret. - Henri Frdric Amiel |
| When spiders unite they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb |
| Character is doing the right thing when nobody`s looking. There are too many people who think that the only thing that`s right is to get by, and the only thing that`s wrong is to get caught. - J. C. Watts |
| I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do. - Norman R. Augustine |
| I have learned that to be with those I like is enough. - Walt Whitman |
| Man can acquire accomplishments or he can become an animal, whichever he wants. God makes the animals, man makes himself. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg |
| Chess teaches you to control the initial excitement you feel when you see something that looks good and it trains you to think objectively when you`re in trouble. - Stanley Kubrick |
| There is a great deal of unmapped country within us which would have to be taken into account in an explanation of our gusts and storms. - George Eliot |
| Heirlooms we don`t have in our family. But stories we`ve got. - Rose Cherin |
| There exist only three beings worthy of respect the priest, the soldier, the poet. To know, to kill, to create. - Charles Baudelaire |
| In the 1940s a survey listed the top seven discipline problems in public schools talking, chewing gum, making noise, running in the halls, getting out of turn in line, wearing improper clothes, not putting paper in wastebaskets. A 1980s survey lists these top seven drug abuse, alcohol abuse, pregnancy, suicide, rape, robbery, assault. (Arson, gang warfare and venereal disease are also-rans.) - George Will |
| The least initial deviation from the truth is multiplied later a thousandfold. - Aristotle |
| I never make the mistake of arguing with people for whose opinions I have no respect. - Edward Gibbon |
| ...it was always said of him Scrooge that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us - Charles Dickens |
| Anthropology is the most humanistic of the sciences and the most scientific of the humanities. - Alfred L. Kroeber |
| A half-truth is a whole lie. - Jewish Proverb |
| The only normal people are the ones you don`t know very well. - Joe Ancis |
| Arguments are to be avoided they are always vulgar and often convincing. - Oscar Wilde |
| Nothing can so pierce the soul as the uttermost sigh of the body. - George Santayana |
| Justice is a contract of expediency, entered upon to prevent men harming or being harmed. - Epicurus |
| If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius |
| Motivation is everything. You can do the work of two people, but you can`t be two people. Instead, you have to inspire the next guy down the line and get him to inspire his people. - Lee Iacocca |
| Of men who have a sense of honor, more come through alive than are slain, but from those who flee comes neither glory nor any help. - Homer |
| If a man aspires to the highest place, it is no dishonor to him to halt at the second, or even at the third. - Cicero |
| Patriotism having become one of our topicks, Johnson suddenly uttered, in a strong determined tone, an apophthegm, at which many will start Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel. But let it be considered that he did not mean a real and generous love of our country, but that pretended patriotism which so many, in all ages and countries, have made a cloak of self- interest. - Samuel Johnson |
| He who does without the praise of the crowd will not deny himself an opportunity to be his own adherent. - Karl Kraus |
| Man did not weave the web of life, he is merely a strand in it. Whatever he does to the web, he does to himself. - Chief Seattle |
| Everyone is unique. Compare not yourself with anyone else lest you spoil God`s curriculum. - Baal Shem Tov |
| If you`re ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear, don`t stop and start thinking of what other words have `under` in them, because that`s probably the first sign of jungle madness. - Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| A place for everything and everything in its place. - Isabella Mary Beeton |
| Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. - B. F. Skinner |
| There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. - Jean Baudrillard |
| O Winter ruler of the inverted year, . . . I crown thee king of intimate delights, Fireside enjoyments, home-born happiness, And all the comforts that the lowly roof Of undisturb`d Retirement, and the hours Of long uninterrupted evening, know. - William Cowper |
| Talking perceptions, people. Do we really see each other for what we really are, or do we just see what we want to see, the image distorted by our own personal lenses I lost someone today and the funny thing is, I don`t even know who she was. - Jeff Melvoin |
| Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it. - Donald Robert Perry Marquis |
| Rest assured that there is nothing which wounds the heart of a noble man more deeply than the thought his honour is assailed. - Moliere |
| If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands. - Douglas Noel Adams |
| Have you ever been out for a late autumn walk in the closing part of the afternoon, and suddenly looked up to realize that the leaves have practically all gone And the sun has set and the day gone before you knew it - and with that a cold wind blows across the landscape That`s retirement. - Stephen Butler Leacock |
| It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent it is the one that is most adaptable to change. - Charles Robert Darwin |
| Only one absolute certainty is possible to man, namely that at any given moment the feeling which he has exists. - Thomas Huxley |
| The beginning is always today. - Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley |
| Believe nothing against another but on good authority and never report what may hurt another, unless it be a greater hurt to some other to conceal it. - William Penn |
| Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him, and then choose that way with all his strength. - Hasidic Saying |
| We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give. - Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill |
| Oh, you know. I am secretary of state. My trips aren`t successful. I just talk to people. - George Pratt Shultz |
| I cannot believe that the inscrutable universe turns on an axis of suffering surely the strange beauty of the world must somewhere rest on pure joy - Louise Bogan |
| Doubt whom you will, but never yourself. - Christine Bovee |
| I was looking for an American symbol. A Coca-Cola bottle or a Mickey Mouse would have been ridiculous, doing anything with the American flag would have been insulting, and Cadillac hub caps were just too uncomfortable. (speaking about the dress she wore made of American Express Cards) - Lizzy Gardiner |
| You progress not through improving what has been done, but reaching toward what has yet to be done. - Kahlil Gibran |
| We spend the first twelve months of our children`s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis |